BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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