we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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