Christians are straight up FREAKS
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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