my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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