After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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