Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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