NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just found a bag of teeth...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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