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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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