I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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