then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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