On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I've blown a few things in my day
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It's blow job season.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
