Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize