Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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