Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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