Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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