this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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