I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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