This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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