Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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