So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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