To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Randomize
