If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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