Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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