It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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