and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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