You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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