You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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