His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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