so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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