i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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