We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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