This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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