Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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