Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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