I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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