Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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