Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
