If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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