No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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