Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
sarcasm needs its own font
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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