I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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