so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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