I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
is that a dick in a sweater?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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