My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize