You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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