Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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