were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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