Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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