What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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