I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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