for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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