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• (801): View more from Utah

  i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.

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• (805): View more from California

  Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating

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• (425): View more from Washington

  her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.

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• (408): View more from California

  I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.

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  Wow. And yours is kind of small.

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  RIGHT?

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