at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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